“In my world, tens of thousands of people were pulled into the MMORPG Elder Tale at the release of the Noosphere Pioneers expansion. What you’re seeing is my avatar; I’ve been living in this body for months. I have my in-game skills and magic, the abilities of my class and subclass. But all the memories of a life on Earth before that.”

Isekai bullshit, in other words. Then again, is it really weirder than those British books about kids being taken to Heaven by Jesus’s fursona?