"Well, let's see... Outside of excursions, which take place away from the ship, the chance of bodily injury or death is unlikely, but not out of the question. There's a monster in the infinite Tommy Bahama, as well as a cougar who will eat you if you lose a race. A good deal of passengers have underlying psychotic characteristics, myself included, and we do have the occasional unplanned massacre from time to time..."

He pauses long enough to try and guess whether it's the bag that's enchanted or the staff, then shakes his head.

"But most of the time, people are just living their day-to-day lives without bloodshed. Just because death is temporary here, doesn't mean it's safe to murder people indiscriminately. You're more likely to get into a petty argument over who gets the last donut than you are to get into a fistfight."