[Ok yes so he's admittedly spacey in multiple senses of the word BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST THROW THAT PUN OUT THERE SO CASUALLY--]
Then, you think, somebody must have taped it to this crab for a bad reason?
[It's a very unfortunate possibility, but now Voyager has to give it some consideration, especially since the knife did end up putting a hole in this girl's box. Completely on accident! He frowns, pensive, as he lifts the crab a bit higher still to peer into its beady stalk eyes.
Ody snaps a pincer in the direction of Voyager's nose. Voyager seems to pay no mind to this, if only mostly because said pincer is too small and far away to reach.]
Like, a sort of prank...yeah. So let's take off the knife. Okay, I'll do it right now!
[He raises a hand to reach for the knife. Which, of course, means that there is now one less hand to hold onto an angrily flailing crab.
Swift to seize this grand opportunity, Ody flips completely out of Voyager's grasp. Landing on the floor upright!
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Then, you think, somebody must have taped it to this crab for a bad reason?
[It's a very unfortunate possibility, but now Voyager has to give it some consideration, especially since the knife did end up putting a hole in this girl's box. Completely on accident! He frowns, pensive, as he lifts the crab a bit higher still to peer into its beady stalk eyes.
Ody snaps a pincer in the direction of Voyager's nose. Voyager seems to pay no mind to this, if only mostly because said pincer is too small and far away to reach.]
Like, a sort of prank...yeah. So let's take off the knife. Okay, I'll do it right now!
[He raises a hand to reach for the knife. Which, of course, means that there is now one less hand to hold onto an angrily flailing crab.
Swift to seize this grand opportunity, Ody flips completely out of Voyager's grasp. Landing on the floor upright!
And lunging for Rita's ankles--!!!!]