"Uhhh, I've been here..." Time is an illusion, but he tries to count out the months on one hand anyway before giving up. "Uh, a while! Soooo, yeah, I think I'm kinda an expert about stuff here. I know all the good spots. They're mostly down on deck five, since that's where the promenade is..."

So maybe he just knows where everything is. But that still counts as good spots, right?!

"As for tips, uhhh, let's see... Magic's real, only go on excursions if you're cool with potentially dying... oh! But dying isn't permanent? So, like, don't actually worry about it too much."

That's... yeah. That's about as helpful as he can be without talking about the whole "Pain Labyrinth" thing from last month.