"Ooooo Genghis Khan! Very nice! Are you like, custom made or does your world retroactively copyright DNA?" Maybe both! But also like, nightmare, yikes! Anyway, it's going to be fun when he realizes there's totally no way to extradite the Captain to sue 'em, so nobody's going to do anything about the cloning or kidnapping or the rest.

She does nod somewhat sagely at the reasons for Big Samson being Big Samson. "Got it! Smart honestly, you'd have to change the logo and everyone would be mistaking your boss for Big Samson instead. I've got friends who've done stuff like that, just swapped in a new one to replace the old one, nobody was the wiser! Not really my thing but everyone's got their bag! Plus, good boss is the bit that I figure is important. Work's fine with a good boss and miserable with a bad one."