"Oh. I eat mystery meat sometimes and I never got a worm! Maybe we don't have them in Canada?"

Several ants are attacking the muffin again, this time on the tabletop. There are so many crumbs.

"Hey, I'm not just ants." Please... You wound him...... "I'm very smart and clever ants and I made myself think and learn rules! I even learned the other secret rules that people don't say but expect you to know anyway, like how you can't decide it's table time by yourself just because nobody's there to catch you. You can't do that if you're just ants."