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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc2023-05-23 12:55 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #10



a. that's where we both belong


[you wake up.

it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.

the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:

Dear Passenger(s),

As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.

At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!

See You Real Soon!

Sincerely,
Gal Friday


you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.

you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]


Welcome aboard! I'm so happy you could join us!

[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.

after the drill is completed, you are seemingly free to go. or, well, your legs work, now. and maybe that's as good as it's gonna get.]


b. and there's plenty of that down by the sea

[it’s strange to think about, isn’t it? how all those new passengers, the ones grumbling or shouting their way through the forced muster drill, have absolutely no idea what happened just last month. no idea about the labyrinth. no concept of why anyone around them would be a bit more hesitant around shadows.

they’ll learn.

sometimes a shadow is darker than it’s supposed to be. very rarely does anything come of that; just a vague sense that someone is watching you, and little more. sometimes, though, the shadows move. sometimes they grab at your ankles as you walk. sometimes they give you a shove as you go down the stairs. sometimes they pull your hair, or pinch your arm.

sometimes you feel something sharp cut into your lower leg.

that’s not a shadow, though. that’s a fiddler crab. you see the crab, sometimes. the cut isn’t from its claws, which don’t look very intimating; it’s not a very large crab. the cut is from the large kitchen knife crudely taped onto its back. it’s probably fine. it's not chasing you. there isn't evil in its heart. probably.]


c. think I'll go back to the Keys


[one day, in the atrium, two pedestals suddenly appear. on each is a large button: one green, and one blue. pressing the blue button gives you a little treat, popping out of thin air next to you. pressing the green button sends a small electric shock through your body. weird, but, hey, pretty avoidable, right?

except, it seems to be spreading. to every other button on board.

in the elevator. on the soda machine. the arcade. your phone. the bell on Friday’s desk.]
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[personal profile] treadwater 2023-07-27 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Undine listens quietly. And then has only one question to ask, in a distant, emotionless voice.

"Is your Mother here, on the ship, now?"
treadwater: (~ no worries)

[personal profile] treadwater 2023-07-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh! Wow, that's...I mean, it's good, I'm glad. They belong together. I'm happy for them." A tiny pause. "Do...do you think if I offered to do Ava's hair for the wedding, she'd let me?"
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Wildcard

[personal profile] serialskiller 2023-07-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
The pool deck is a hot, happening place. It has a bar that makes frozen mojitos and daiquiris! It has a pool! It has a jacuzzi (which only occasionally has surprise naked men in it)! It has that huge screen with the projector!

And today, there's someone standing near the projector. Tall, broad-shouldered, built like a refrigerator or a piece of military propaganda or some pack's Ahroun gone missing, Security is standing with an aux cord connecting its media player device to the projector. It's dressed in pockety black pants and ass-kicking boots and a hoodie.

And on the screen is being displayed some sort of show. Like...looks like it might be a courtroom drama, a la How to Get Away with Murder? Except people keep mentioning job titles like "colony solicitor" and "terraforming expert". Okay, courtroom drama in space! Care to watch alongside the stranger in the dinosaur hoodie?
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[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2023-07-27 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah." That... is not even close to the sort of response she'd been expecting, and now she has no idea what to say to that. What is she supposed to say to that?

Don't mind her, she's just going to casually take a step backward now.

"Um... I don't think I've heard that one."
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[personal profile] bubblegumheart 2023-07-27 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Chrissy opens her mouth to say something and promptly closes it again upon realizing that she has no idea what to even say to that. In fact, it takes her a couple of seconds. "Okay, wow. That's possibly the weirdest thing I've heard all day," she manages, finally. And this place is honestly kind of weird on a daily basis, so that's saying something.

She watches as Gwen manages to dodge the knife again and breathes out a small sigh of relief, even if the danger here is pretty minimal. "Alright. How do we want to do this? Count of three? Or...?" This is a first for her, so she's not entirely sure how to go about it. Something tells her that just trying to make a mad grab for the little guy isn't going to work.
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Ngl anyone would be jumpy in his position, poor guy...

[personal profile] dupli_arms 2023-07-27 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Walker cared solely about preserving whatever agenda was put before him to set him patrolling. At least here, being bloodily mutilated is at least somewhat up to choice.

The reaction gets a moment's pause, and then that large shadow comes closer, and then, probably terrifyingly, an eye pops down around the table leg on a flesh-colored tendril.

"Sir?" The voice that accompanies it is quite young. He hasn't settled himself down in plain view yet, hoping not to crowd the man where he hides, but Shouji can tell an instinctive reaction when he sees it and that was some pretty immediate flight.
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2023-07-27 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
"No doctors either, huh," Darcy asks, as if their own policy hasn't changed since meeting Watson.

"We also come back if we die, so like, even if you get golden staph or, like, leprosy, then you'll be fine. But yeah- meet back here, sure," guess who forgot/doesn't know there's no bacteria aboard?

And they disappear back into their room, presumably to sort their shit out before leaving to get the supplies.

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Real estate is good investment. How's the return on that? I've never gotten into leasing." It pained him to do it but he drank some of the water he was given. Then he laughed a little.

"So the healing thing must be true 'cause I'm a little buzzed." Just enough to not care so much about all the things he can't control. Not enough to dance on table tops and make a real ass out of himself.

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Where I'm from it's a name from Norse mythology." Ashley smirked and shook his head as she produced the sword. Exactly. Norse. While he is not a religious man and instead chooses to put his faith in himself and his pack, Glass Walkers have walked hand in hand with humans for most of their existence and learned their religions. Knowledge is important as is history, Ashley is a man who is always learning and collecting information.

"And this looks like one of their weapons...except for the material. This is really fucking pretty. It just came in the mail?"

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ashley is seated at the table with two plates. One stacked high with pancakes. The other full of eggs and bacon. He's pretty sure he managed to get orange juice, it didn't look or taste like blood but what he really wanted was coffee. But, after what Undine told him, he didn't trust getting it here.

His eggs are drenched in Tabasco and ketchup, so much Tabasco it smells strongly of it. Ashley starts to eat but not quickly, just sort of picking at his food as he waits for Undine to join him.

Re: Wildcard

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ashley has discovered the frozen mojitos and is lounging on a pool chair near the projector. Long legs stretched out in front of him he was excited to find a place to relax and take off his damn shoes.

"The fuck is this show?" He asks. It looks like a cop on vacation in those pants and hoodie. Not a cop-cop, like a SWAT cop.
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[personal profile] seethesun 2023-07-27 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, praise fucking be," Eleanor whispers. "...Father is not here either, though it seems he was here at some point in the past. The only person here from my world other than me is a legend I never knew before arriving...and still do not truly know now."
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emerges from the grave of class finals

[personal profile] goodweather 2023-07-27 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
“Yeah. Mmm…” How does he explain this?

“A lot of the ship’s everyday functions used to run on stored energy from previous voyages. A little bit ago we sort of—er, let the gas out of the tank by accident, if you will. Not that anybody ever tells us what the important magic stuff looks like.” He’s not mad about how BS magic can be, what do you mean?

“The Captain… doesn’t want to keep doing this, I don’t think. But right now we haven’t found a better or more reliable way. So for a while the excursions were okay on their own, but now they’re back to regularly scheduled suffering and dying, and coming back to do it again.”
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[personal profile] treadwater 2023-07-27 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just a little hungry, huh?"

She slides into the seat across from him, shaking her head slightly with amusement.
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-07-27 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Erin nods. "The same force that dragged you here also brings in other stuff. Things from home, things we've never heard of or seen before. I got an element from my little sister's world awhile back, that's not native to me being what I am. People pick up all kinds of shit. Boxes of smokes, an entire dead sunfish, supplies of parts and tools to build things with...that sorta deal. Some of our mad scientists are getting their labs fed, my lass the detective got a supply of detective tools that work like they're from a modern Earth but look like toys, all that. Ms. Friday - the lass with no face - distributes those gifts, they show up in Sundries every so often."

i hope all went well!

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, shit. That sounds like a good time. Suffering and dying to fuel a ship. Great. It takes Ashley a few minutes to think that through and process it. Then again, can a person really process any of this?

"Fucking hell." Why didn't he magically show up on a booze cruise? "That's the fuel it needs, suffering. Only the kind of suffering that comes from dying?"
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-07-27 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
(Deep breaths Peters, our girlfriends are gonna kick our ass if we manage to literally die laughing and when they're done Ruby, Phil, and Peter will too.)

Erin heaves in deep breaths, still chuckling under her breath. Oh. Oh that was good. She needed that. That was the catharsis Greek playwrights all wanted. She wipes at her blindfold again before making a 'follow me' kinda gesture; when the two of them get out of Playback, she points out Sand Dollars immediately. "It's not the best tea on the ship, but if you want the best tea you're gonna have to make good friends with the people who have it."

She's not gonna name the personages in question to what appears to be a god of madness.

Not until she vets him, anyway.
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2023-07-27 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon. It's a serial from my universe." Its voice is a calm monotone, and it doesn't turn to look at Ash as it speaks. "This is season fifteen, episode six. The solicitor's bodyguard just got a call from the gang of smugglers his brother was involved in, saying he might be alive. They're lying, of course."

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm either going to eat my feelings or drink my feelings." He paused and looked up at her. "And, you seem like good company so food it is. Plus I'm a big boy." Ashley had found individual packets of peanut butter by the other condiments and was working on slathering his pancakes with it. "You said the world you are from. I'm guessing that must mean you aren't from Earth?"
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[personal profile] treadwater 2023-07-27 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mmm, not quite what that means. Different timeline; my earth has monsters that attacked and destroyed almost every city on the planet except one that was saved through the magic of a godlike being we call the Founder. It's a thing, worlds vary widely here, but a lot of them are still earths."

She watches him with the peanut butter for a moment.

"You'll also meet people from different time periods. Like, Doctor Watson's from the late 1800s." Yes, that Doctor Watson.
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[personal profile] goodweather 2023-07-27 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardly. The best Phil has ever managed is just sitting with it.

"No, just having a really bad time. You don't have to die on a given excursion unless the sign for the next one says you're definitely going to. We come back, at least."

Pauses. "If you see a well-dressed skeleton man walking around, that's Skulduggery, and he'll know the finer details of this better than I do. He's one of us who's putting in a lot of work to get everyone out."

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
He was almost going to say I've never heard of it but that would be dumb when it had said from their universe. "Season fifteen. Wow. Long running show. You always just stand out here and watch it? Not even sit down and relax?"

Ashley is very relaxed now. His feet are swaying back and forth on the chair. Occasionally he slurps from his straw. Who ever told him he could serve himself probably shouldn't have.

"Clearly I have no idea what is happening so give me the cliff notes version so I can catch up." Slurp. "Please."

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if someone could make others feel different emotions without anyone having to die?" Ashley wasn't sure what that would do to him without a caern nearby to recharge. Or if it was even possible. Sounds like he's going to have to talk to a well dressed skeleton.

There it is. Something he can do. Help get everyone out. He has no idea what gifts of his will still work but he's smart, a problem solver and good in a fight.

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Different timelines. Different worlds. The multiverse is real. Got it." He is very focused on what he is doing but he is paying attention. Ash catches her looking and smirks. "Wanna try it?"

The Founder. One godlike being to rule them all. That never goes horribly wrong ever. But, he was determined not to make her feel pitied. As much as he could possibly manage. He's an emotional man and a monster that can manipulate emotions. His are often worn on is sleeve.

"Tell me about your world now."

[personal profile] professionalriot 2023-07-27 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"So nothing you ask for." He smirks and shakes his head. "Can't put in a request for a laptop and Starlink?" Ashley laughs softly. "This is such a mindfuck. Let's talk happy things. Tell me about your lass."