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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc2023-05-23 12:55 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #10



a. that's where we both belong


[you wake up.

it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.

the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:

Dear Passenger(s),

As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.

At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!

See You Real Soon!

Sincerely,
Gal Friday


you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.

you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]


Welcome aboard! I'm so happy you could join us!

[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.

after the drill is completed, you are seemingly free to go. or, well, your legs work, now. and maybe that's as good as it's gonna get.]


b. and there's plenty of that down by the sea

[it’s strange to think about, isn’t it? how all those new passengers, the ones grumbling or shouting their way through the forced muster drill, have absolutely no idea what happened just last month. no idea about the labyrinth. no concept of why anyone around them would be a bit more hesitant around shadows.

they’ll learn.

sometimes a shadow is darker than it’s supposed to be. very rarely does anything come of that; just a vague sense that someone is watching you, and little more. sometimes, though, the shadows move. sometimes they grab at your ankles as you walk. sometimes they give you a shove as you go down the stairs. sometimes they pull your hair, or pinch your arm.

sometimes you feel something sharp cut into your lower leg.

that’s not a shadow, though. that’s a fiddler crab. you see the crab, sometimes. the cut isn’t from its claws, which don’t look very intimating; it’s not a very large crab. the cut is from the large kitchen knife crudely taped onto its back. it’s probably fine. it's not chasing you. there isn't evil in its heart. probably.]


c. think I'll go back to the Keys


[one day, in the atrium, two pedestals suddenly appear. on each is a large button: one green, and one blue. pressing the blue button gives you a little treat, popping out of thin air next to you. pressing the green button sends a small electric shock through your body. weird, but, hey, pretty avoidable, right?

except, it seems to be spreading. to every other button on board.

in the elevator. on the soda machine. the arcade. your phone. the bell on Friday’s desk.]
lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (guarded)

[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"No chance of that, as I'm sure you know." Getting lost, he means. If only he could go any place but up to the deck. At least in his case the sun is no threat.

"Yes..." that dry tone is back. "It would be a nightmare to get ambushed in the hallways, wouldn't it?" By the crab. Yes. That's who he means, surely.

"I'm sorry. I'm being rude again. I haven't introduced myself, have I? Lord Erik Osborne. It's a pleasure to meet you miss...?"
lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (guarded)

[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"He is more than that to me and he knows this. True, he cannot be my equal. The nature of what I am and what he is demands that, but do not dare to say that I do not love and care for him. He killed my kin and yet I have kept him in my home. I have defended him. I have been the only thing standing between him and a painful death for years. Do not presume to understand how my world works."
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[personal profile] neverleave 2023-05-30 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"He just told you there's always blood available and you still plan to feed on an actual person?"

Human servant, he says. Gross. Must be a pompous dick like the Kirishiki family.

"And you say we have poor manners."
lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (angry)

[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I thought I was perfectly clear when I said he was being kept from me. By those aboard this vessel, to be specific." He is out of patience for this. Humans he expects a bleeding heart attitude from but other vampires? No, he is not in the mood.

"He is not a toy but he is mine. If you cannot help then you can stay out of my way. Do that and we won't have a problem."
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[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do not often feel the need to brag, but if you insist. My ambition has grown just fine. I am one of the youngest elder vampires to have attained his own territory and lordship in most of our history. And I did so of my own accord. How do you see that as wasted potential?"
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I could have, but what material benefit do I get from lying?" Erin shrugs. "Listen. I'm ecstatic to keep killing you, but you might have noticed you keep coming back. I do have other shit to do with my life. You gonna sit the table or is it spider lady time?"
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[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do not presume to understand the logic of the insane."

He huffs loudly and slams the door in her face.
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[personal profile] not_the_last 2023-05-30 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, that's true; immediately is difficult. But if you were to develop bonds with others here, despite not being 'good with people', you would be far from the first. I ..."

She hesitates, and looks a touch somber. "I don't know whether to wish you good fortune in that or not. It's a very fraught situation here for many, and there are ... divisions in how we approach the matter. I don't wish to presume to know what you might want."
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[personal profile] dupli_arms 2023-05-30 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Things do have a habit of getting worse, don't they?" He's staving off his own personal crisis on the subject as hard as he can. He's already dealt with more than he can rightly explain in one sitting, just as she has.

He nods at the question of superheroes. "Basically, though in our time it's just 'heroes'. Humans being born with anomalous traits and either putting them to good or nefarious purpose. This is mine." He lifts a hand at that, followed by its adjacent extra fellows.
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Erin waves as Siffleur leaves and gives him a bit to get some distance before turning back to Shouji. "So yeah that's Siffleur, friend of mine, has the most fascinating conversations. He won't always be comfortable by human standards but he'll never double deal you or hedge his answers."
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[personal profile] dupli_arms 2023-05-30 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And once again his back is ramrod straight. "Respectfully, sir, heteromorphs- people mutated from birth like myself- are looked at poorly by most. I meant no offense."
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Erin starts counting down from ten out loud in a nice clear voice.
lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (angry)

[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Counting?? She cannot be serious.

"You realize how childish that is, I hope!" he shouts back through the firmly shut door.
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[personal profile] ablativeholopleather 2023-05-30 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[He really wishes he could get Foam Armor working. For now, he'd just put a finger up, on the tip of which appears what looks like an italian pink leaf cookie, but with its graphs turned way down. It dissolves into nothing and the wound closes as if nothing had happened.]

Name's Wayne. I figured I would come help since we're getting some new folks on board.
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Five...four...three..."
Edited 2023-05-30 16:48 (UTC)
lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (angry)

[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Where is the captain of this fucking vessel?! He or she is the only one I want to speak to!"
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Two...one..."

Erin's first Stone-powered kick buckles the door on its hinges, quite on purpose; if she just kicks it in, Max might see Erik at some point. The idea is to make him sit the table.

He just needs to know he's not safe.
lordoftheozarks: by gronckle @ij (angry)

[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck. Fuck! Fuck this bitch! Fuck this ship! Fuck everyone aboard it! The door starts to buckle and he has one insane flash of an idea to try and hold it in place. But this absurd! All of it!

"All right! I yield."
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[personal profile] dupli_arms 2023-05-30 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He straightens up again, relaxing a touch though he does still keep an ear out for the monster in case it changes direction. "He seems decent, if you think so highly of him."
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a heavy sigh from just outside the door. "You really are a stubborn one, aren't you? Listen. I'm gonna tell you something you ought to know already. Maybe you would have taken it more seriously from another vampire, but a competent threat can't be a fucking empty one. You make a threat because you would rather not resort to violence but - and this is key - you can and you will. The faster you start thinking of me as in your weight class, the better your life will be. So. Let's. Talk."
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[personal profile] hate_gettin_older 2023-05-30 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cause it was jabbing people in the ankles, is why," he says, in a somewhat lower but still exasperated tone, as he jogs up to them and comes to a halt. "Most of us don't want our ankles jabbed, sorry if that's a problem for you."
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[personal profile] lordoftheozarks 2023-05-30 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have killed me fives times now," yes, he's been keeping count, "I am aware that you are a threat to me."

He rolls his eyes and steps back into the room with a sweep of his hand. "Won't you come in?"
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-05-30 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean, don't let me oversell the man. He's an admitted cannibal in every technical sense of the word who kills for fun. But, and this is key, he's also a man of honor and knows how to get on in the context of the new society he's in. Which you are now also in." Erin flashes half a smile at Shouji, a little guilty, a little mischievous. "It's not like there's anywhere for us to go, so. Monsters like me and Siffleur gotta get along, and humans gotta learn to extend us half a chance. If y'follow?"
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[personal profile] ablativeholopleather 2023-05-30 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Wayne has not been kept abreast of the situation regarding Erik. Indeed, he's never heard the man's name, nor has he been told of Max's story. If it's going to come out at some point, he would perhaps like to hear it from the man himself, after having his full trust. So he has no reason to suspect anything from the man that's been prowling around, jumping at shadows, baring his teeth at anything and everything, threatening to eat the ship's denizens.

Surely that latter can't extend to him. He's inedible to basically everything. It was something of a joke between him and a few of the others, especially considering the person that he's most attached to.

When he finds the suited gentleman seething about whatever else he's encountered just lately, Wayne steps forward in one of the open corridors, just out of arm's reach in case of another sword to the guts, dressed down in his rashguard under his open jumpsuit, with a pair of sunglasses perched atop his head and a look of gentle concern.

"Hey dude, you look kinda lost."
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[personal profile] not_the_last 2023-05-30 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
She steps closer and stands over him, looking down with cool disdain.

"My guess is that your first impulse on being freed will be violence. It is with every possible consideration for your well-being that I advise you against that."

Half a beat, then -- "You should have enough slack to nod your head. Please do so if you understand me."