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TEST DRIVE MEME #10



a. that's where we both belong


[you wake up.

it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.

the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:

Dear Passenger(s),

As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.

At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!

See You Real Soon!

Sincerely,
Gal Friday


you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.

you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]


Welcome aboard! I'm so happy you could join us!

[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.

after the drill is completed, you are seemingly free to go. or, well, your legs work, now. and maybe that's as good as it's gonna get.]


b. and there's plenty of that down by the sea

[it’s strange to think about, isn’t it? how all those new passengers, the ones grumbling or shouting their way through the forced muster drill, have absolutely no idea what happened just last month. no idea about the labyrinth. no concept of why anyone around them would be a bit more hesitant around shadows.

they’ll learn.

sometimes a shadow is darker than it’s supposed to be. very rarely does anything come of that; just a vague sense that someone is watching you, and little more. sometimes, though, the shadows move. sometimes they grab at your ankles as you walk. sometimes they give you a shove as you go down the stairs. sometimes they pull your hair, or pinch your arm.

sometimes you feel something sharp cut into your lower leg.

that’s not a shadow, though. that’s a fiddler crab. you see the crab, sometimes. the cut isn’t from its claws, which don’t look very intimating; it’s not a very large crab. the cut is from the large kitchen knife crudely taped onto its back. it’s probably fine. it's not chasing you. there isn't evil in its heart. probably.]


c. think I'll go back to the Keys


[one day, in the atrium, two pedestals suddenly appear. on each is a large button: one green, and one blue. pressing the blue button gives you a little treat, popping out of thin air next to you. pressing the green button sends a small electric shock through your body. weird, but, hey, pretty avoidable, right?

except, it seems to be spreading. to every other button on board.

in the elevator. on the soda machine. the arcade. your phone. the bell on Friday’s desk.]
thetops: (a real humdinger)

[personal profile] thetops 2023-09-25 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[splutters]

What -- what do you mean what gives it worth?! Because that's what you use to buy things! Weapons, ammo, a good time at Gomorrah... this! [waving his arms to indicate the whole casino]
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[personal profile] decohere 2023-09-25 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ahaha oh this is actually fun. she always refrains from delighting in the downfall of capitalism around Maximilien, but some rando is fair game.]

Not around here, it isn't. This is a cashless society. [though she won't say free, because they are actually paying aren't they.] Who the hell is Gamora?
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[personal profile] goodweather 2023-09-25 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
(In the distance, there's a thudding, a rattle, a brief scream of metal. A brief pause, and then the racket continues.

Actually, it's getting louder.)
Edited 2023-09-25 07:45 (UTC)
thetops: (a fan of hand gestures)

[personal profile] thetops 2023-09-25 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, no cash -- but there are chips. [he's holding some!!] And caps!! [he shakes his pocket!!] Don't even get me started on you not knowing the name of one of the big names on the Strip -- what kind of backwards place is this?!
thetops: (like what you see?)

[personal profile] thetops 2023-09-25 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard Gomorrah called that before. Or the Luxe, for that matter... [But, eh, it isn't that far off.] This place sure is spic and span, that's for sure. But I still got Mojave dirt on the bottoms of my shoes, which is more than I can say about your getup. Where'd you find it? A pre-War museum?
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[personal profile] decohere 2023-09-25 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, they physically exist. But they serve no purpose outside of the casino. [no idea what caps are, but she doubts he has a bunch of tiny hats in his pocket...]

... And there's no strippers here either. [because it sounds like he's trying to hire some with his chips?]
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-09-25 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nah, that's just me. A lass being willing and able to kill me is one of those things I tend to find attractive." Erin shrugs, but her goblin grin is so very playful. "Well, maybe it's a warrior thing, plenty of human-adjacent fighters are into it too, but to stop flirting for half a second and be serious, you might just find I'm far from the only person who's going to see you and think you're beautiful and interesting. Maybe brace for that. Possibly decide how you wanna handle it."

Sippppppp.
teethoftherisk: (h hmm)

bobby b's

[personal profile] teethoftherisk 2023-09-25 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No tabs.

[Siffleur's been silent so far, carefully nursing his own whiskey nearby. He's seen the new guy but hasn't felt like bothering him. But this seems important enough to address.]

As long as you pretend you're paying for things here, they let you have them.
weirdarchitecture: (who me?)

[personal profile] weirdarchitecture 2023-09-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mine?" Helen feigns innocence, a hand to her chest. "Daisy, I am not the whole Spiral all by myself. That would be absurd. It's just me and my doors! Honestly, you give me too much credit."

Not that it didn't sound like something she'd enjoy.
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[personal profile] hadnoright 2023-09-25 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)

"Right. But you did pop up on the tape. Paying the local Avatar a visit, I suppose. Said hi and went on your way to do rounds."

After offering Basira that shortcut (Two minutes, door-to-door, quick shot to the back of Daisy’s head, and we’ll be home before you know it.) but she's keeping that to herself, for now.

Though she might have to figure out how to head-off one of the others letting it slip before she does...

"Anyway. That's... pretty much it. All I've got. No idea where Melanie is. No idea if they survive. Just," she jerks her head to the side a little in a demonstrative sort of way. "This place."

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[personal profile] fan_of_knives 2023-09-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Gomorrah? [Huffing under his breath because that is a great name for a strip club and he's pissed he didn't think of it before this bozo.] Oh ain't we a bucket of laughs? Though I never heard no one bragging about dirt before. That salt of the earth bullshit work fer ya? Or do you sell grave plots in yer spare time?
thetops: (not this again)

[personal profile] thetops 2023-09-26 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
How does anything get done around here if nobody's paying??

[there are no strippers YET, as far as he's concerned. all they need is an incentive to get started! incentive like money!!!]
thetops: (like what you see?)

[personal profile] thetops 2023-09-26 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sure they do. [nice try, pal, but Benny's been around the block a couple of times and he knows a harmless bar prank when he hears it!] And I bet the gold flakes are 24 karat, too.
teethoftherisk: (h arms crossed)

[personal profile] teethoftherisk 2023-09-26 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Gold flakes? [The fuck is he talking about? Siffleur leans over to take a look, and huh... yeah, those look like gold flakes. He wrinkles his nose.] Hmm. That's new. Be careful. There's weird shit happening with all the flowers.

That's the price you pay. The Captain can't use cash. He charges you mentally, physically, shit like that.
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[personal profile] decohere 2023-09-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're paying. [plants both palms on the table, leaning across, partially through it to get closer, smiling darkly.]

With your soul.
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[personal profile] weirdarchitecture 2023-09-27 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Fascinating! I suppose the me that still exists in the frame of time in question will just have to see it for herself. Though if you still have those tapes, I'd be curious to have a listen at some point," she says merrilly. "I do hope Melanie survives. She was always my favorite."

"Anyway, since I'm here now--- What can you tell me about this place?"
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[personal profile] hadnoright 2023-09-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)

"I'll think about it." The tapes feel so awfully personal, even discounting the information she's leaving out on purpose. She'd put them in the ship's new Artefact Storage if they didn't.

"Besides the real basics... well. This trip's been going over a year and a half? So everyone's all. Tangled up. Friends, enemies, lovers. You name it. But everyone's from different worlds entirely. Most of 'em don't have the entities at all. Still. Plenty of 'em have their own weirdness going on, and they all fear the same. You probably won't have trouble feeding."

Fear is fear, regardless of universe, after all. There's more than a couple people around susceptible to Helen's methods.

She says this casually enough, but she also lets her chair settle properly on the ground once more and leans forward against the table.

thetops: (i got what i needed)

[personal profile] thetops 2023-09-28 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[blank stare.]

Sorry to break the news, sweetheart, but those ain't real.
decohere: (Default)

[personal profile] decohere 2023-09-29 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I do especially love a newcomer that confidently states their lack of expertise as some universal truth. Please, go on.
brains_beef_and_brows: (suited- helmet off)

[personal profile] brains_beef_and_brows 2023-09-29 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps people will stop lecturing you about your sleep and coffee intake when those dark circles underneath your eyes are a little less murder hobo and a lot more designer? It's amazing how many ways your body could betray you when your mouth would not, and nothing escapes from Watchman Iida's attention.]

"I can not promise you that I would follow that request, Shinsou. I respect you and your goals to be the sort of hero that you want to be, to simply turn a blind eye when you neglect to treat yourself well." Tenya lectured, easily keeping pace with Shinsou.
brains_beef_and_brows: (suited lets think this over)

[personal profile] brains_beef_and_brows 2023-09-29 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Indeed, I have to say that the feeling is equally returned! It's always good to see a friendly face - especially, with someone like you who has ideal vision." Tenya couldn't help but agree, mentally making a note that it may be a good idea to request a future adjustment to the lens in his helmet to take into account any future issues that could arise simply due to overlooking them.

"Have you had a lot of luck aboard with improving your skills on this ship? I have to confess that I might have a bit of trouble putting my quirk to it's full potential here-there's not enough room for me to really kick my engines into gear." Tenya rambled, tucking his chin into his palm as he thought about just how useful he could be in an area that differed too much from the city streets and neighborhoods of Musutafu and Hosu.
angelofthenight: (Bored)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-09-29 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmm." She dislikes that this reasoning is sound, mostly because it's being told to her by a human.

"And you have accepted this fate? You are content to be maintained as a fuel source to please our captor?"
angelofthenight: (contemplative)

okay to winds this one down?

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-09-29 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gargoyles raise our young as a clan. I lost many daughters and sons that day, as well as many brothers and sisters. It is why I cannot forgive what they have done. I will find a way to leave this place, and I will have my revenge. Until then, it is good to know I have allies such as you."
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[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-09-29 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are those blades supposed to scare me?" Demona mocks, prowling closer but carefully staying out of reach of those knives.

But, her head twitches to the side subtly as a new sound catches her attention. Something is coming. She scowls, and readies her claws. Let them come.
brains_beef_and_brows: (easily moved)

Talk about being Pet-tea....

[personal profile] brains_beef_and_brows 2023-09-29 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy.... Grace, my dear, my sweet little undead fish lady-you would have an absolute ball in the world where Tenya, Shinsou and Shouji came from. Hell, one of the top ten Heroes was quite literally a walking, talking washer machine. Or- or take Tenya Iida himself, when stripped of his hero suit his own appearance differs from what others would deem as normal! There's not many outside the Iida lineage that tout the prestige of having strong engines naturally incorporated somewhere along their body.

As it were, hopefully Tenya would have a better chance of making an impression with Grace, after all with the safety protocol done and over with he could take a more relaxed manner, or as relaxed as possible for him. At the sight of still steaming tea, Tenya gave Grace a rather pleased smile, nodding his head in contentment at her selection of tea.]

"Greetings! My name is Tenya Iida, I am a student of Yuuei High School-one of the top schools for future Heroes! I see that you are a fan of tea-is this your favorite blend?" Tenya asked, his voice just slightly below what he had used to gain the attention of his fellow shipmates.