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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc2023-05-23 12:55 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #10



a. that's where we both belong


[you wake up.

it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.

the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:

Dear Passenger(s),

As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.

At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!

See You Real Soon!

Sincerely,
Gal Friday


you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.

you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]


Welcome aboard! I'm so happy you could join us!

[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.

after the drill is completed, you are seemingly free to go. or, well, your legs work, now. and maybe that's as good as it's gonna get.]


b. and there's plenty of that down by the sea

[it’s strange to think about, isn’t it? how all those new passengers, the ones grumbling or shouting their way through the forced muster drill, have absolutely no idea what happened just last month. no idea about the labyrinth. no concept of why anyone around them would be a bit more hesitant around shadows.

they’ll learn.

sometimes a shadow is darker than it’s supposed to be. very rarely does anything come of that; just a vague sense that someone is watching you, and little more. sometimes, though, the shadows move. sometimes they grab at your ankles as you walk. sometimes they give you a shove as you go down the stairs. sometimes they pull your hair, or pinch your arm.

sometimes you feel something sharp cut into your lower leg.

that’s not a shadow, though. that’s a fiddler crab. you see the crab, sometimes. the cut isn’t from its claws, which don’t look very intimating; it’s not a very large crab. the cut is from the large kitchen knife crudely taped onto its back. it’s probably fine. it's not chasing you. there isn't evil in its heart. probably.]


c. think I'll go back to the Keys


[one day, in the atrium, two pedestals suddenly appear. on each is a large button: one green, and one blue. pressing the blue button gives you a little treat, popping out of thin air next to you. pressing the green button sends a small electric shock through your body. weird, but, hey, pretty avoidable, right?

except, it seems to be spreading. to every other button on board.

in the elevator. on the soda machine. the arcade. your phone. the bell on Friday’s desk.]
treasonlikebeauty: (smile 2)

[personal profile] treasonlikebeauty 2023-08-23 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pre-warp is not surprising, I suppose, given the other levels of technology around here."

This is like being stuck in the stone age. Wonderful. Incredible.

"I keep learning new things here and I'm not sure how to feel about any of it," Garak muses, with a mild shake of his head. "It's mostly humans, but I can't assume anyone is human or not, and it's still -- well." He offers a smile. "It's all rather a lot to take in, you understand."
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-08-23 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah. I've been the first friendly face for a lot of people here, I'm getting used to it." No she isn't, Erin is very weary of this but this is the fate to which she is condemned. "If you had any specific questions...? I kinda...make a point of trying to introduce the more...monstrous residents."
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[personal profile] lightconductor 2023-08-23 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Perhaps it is a passenger, by that metric," Watson allows, "but it has also never shown any sign of being capable of conversation. It is never, as some of the more fluidly-shaped people are, something other than a crab. I'm not sure who gave it the knife, admittedly. I would suspect it's a prank of one of the younger passengers, though there are some older ones who might, as well."
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[personal profile] treasonlikebeauty 2023-08-23 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it is being imagined.

"I would expect your husbands to value such things, if they married you. I will have to keep an eye out for them, and judge for myself. Do you think I'm a man of mystery? I'm sure you'd be disappointed there."
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[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-23 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Darcy doesn't save himself as much time as he thinks. Demona is hot on his heels, scaling up the very same wall, her talons punching holes in it like no more than tissue paper.

"Who are you trying to call for help?" She can see him tapping away on that phone. It's nothing like the technology she's seen before but it's close enough.

"Tell them to bring a mop!"

---

Meanwhile: Max is squinting very hard at that jumbled text he just got. He can read kitchen, help, chased... and food? Best he can figure, he better get to the kitchen and see what's up.

On my way to the kitchen now.
-Max
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[personal profile] broshaw 2023-08-24 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Garak??" Why does that name sound familiar, and why does he look like a knock-off Star Wars alien?? ...Proooobably impolite to ask about it, huh? Yeah, he'll save that for another time.

"Cool to meet you, man! You been given the run-down about everything yet? Someone's at least told you where to get a drink, right?"
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[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-24 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I care little for your tragic circumstances, human, keep them." If she'd known that's what she was talking to, she might have stayed on the ceiling.

But now she is presented with an entire buffet. She cannot recall the last time she had this much choice in food laid out before her. Certainly not when she takes this form. The end of her tail flicks side to side like a cat that just spotted a mouse and is preparing to pounce.

"Is all of this...free?"
angelofthenight: (Neutral)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-24 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
"But then why is he taking prisoners? If he's seeking to hide, why bring hostile strangers into it?"
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[personal profile] hadnoright 2023-08-24 12:51 am (UTC)(link)

"Why else? Power. Guy's been using the suffering of people he drags here as literal fuel. Tortures us, it powers his ship, makes him stronger. We can't even touch him unless he lets us."

Beat.

"Plus I'm pretty sure he just gets off on it."

Only the most insightful commentary here.

angelofthenight: (disgusted)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-24 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Civil?" She scoffs. "Don't try and claim I was any such thing. With a human? Never. I still have half a mind to rip your throat out."
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-08-24 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh boy, doesn't like humans. Fucking noted. This'll be a delicate case.

(...Shouldn't we be insulted?)

...Do you want to be?

(...)

I don't wanna be.

(Yeah, fine.)

Erin clears her throat and sets the wineglasses down on a table. "Yessss but, and this is key, no. The ship's running low on power right about now, so things don't...restock...the way they used to. It doesn't cost you any money but if you just tear through it all we're all gonna be forced to eat hot dogs and cheese, and the moment we all escape the bathroom I'm pretty sure you'd get your ass kicked about it."

Surely that's fair enough warning.
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[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Options...?" Ava is wise to put it that way; it keeps Demona from going into full-on rebellion.

"I eat meat. Cooked meat. I do not eat people." She eyes Ava skeptically, "Do you?"
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[personal profile] businessorlibation 2023-08-24 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm certain you've been very deliberate in cultivating a mild demeanor, Garak." He gives an up-down playful gaze. "You play yourself very cool. I appreciate it."

And he's not wholly convinced by it, but he's also not going to be too direct in calling it out.
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[personal profile] hate_gettin_older 2023-08-24 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Or," and his hands lift again, one index finger lifted slightly, "hear me out, I could just leave you be and not bother you again? And nobody punches anybody or rips anybody's throat out today?"
angelofthenight: (Neutral)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"No crew?" That seems so absurd. And that is barely any passengers for a vessel as large as this. Still, she'd bet most of them are humans.

"There is one servant in charge of all of this? Is she magic?"

angelofthenight: (Neutral)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-25 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Not in mine," she counters. No human is worth it.

In her opinion, mind-controlling the humans seems like the best way to make use of them before killing them, but she keeps that to herself since this woman has already stated she doesn't approve.

"If I had my Grimorum here I might be equipped to face the Captain, but I do not have it. What are we expected to do on this vessel, besides die?"
angelofthenight: (Bored)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's annoying how admirable Demona finds this Captain's goal. Power, enough to create a place of safety for himself, while enjoying the torment of those beneath him. It does have some appeal. But she does not like being on the lower rung. That is not where she, a gargoyle, belongs.

"Does he make deals? Trades?"
angelofthenight: (Neutral)

[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-25 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not some gluttonous beast, but I eat my fill when and where I can. I have known starvation too intimately to risk getting reacquainted with it." Still, it would take a large effort for her to eat through all of this.

"Are you implying that this ship does not go to a port to restock supplies?"
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[personal profile] angelofthenight 2023-08-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"And allow you to go and alert the rest of your human companions to my presence? I think not. You should have fought back while you still had a chance."

She flexes her talons. "Any last words?"
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2023-08-25 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Max is a real one.

Still, Darcy's glad he didn't even try the stairs, because otherwise three days would be plenty of time for his loved ones to come up with increasingly inventive ways to ask 'why didn't you call for help'.

Which he's still not doing, because now his ego has been invoked, and he's so fucking tired of relying on other people for his shit.

"Fucking nobody!" Darcy hollers back, scrambling into a sprint from the stairs out onto the promenade, "I just don't want my fucking food to burn!"

With any luck nobody on the deck likes them enough to try and interfere, and the odds for that are pretty good these days. They're bee-lining for Chatterbox, although with any luck the general noise of the promenade should throw her off.
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[personal profile] hate_gettin_older 2023-08-25 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
He sighs, and brings both hands forward as though cradling an invisible cup between them.

"Not fuckin today," he says, and fire flares up between his fingers.

(Even now, he doesn't strike yet. There's still a chance she'll back off, or let him.)
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[personal profile] blacksludgeaffair 2023-08-25 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Slowly, carefully, it flows up from her fingers, past her arm, settling itself amongst the ribbon at her chest. If it hadn't changed to black, if she hadn't watched it happen, there would be no way to tell that any mass had been added. Gently, it places a thought in front of her mind.

She has given it trust. It must offer something. Symbiosis is exchange.
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[personal profile] treadwater 2023-08-25 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
“That tickles. Or…itches? Something. Like, the way you feel against my head, I mean. My mind.” She takes a deep breath, oddly at peace, like on some level she doesn’t have the spoons to freak out right now, and it’s not like this wasn’t telegraphed quite clearly.

Is it weird, to take comfort in how much less lonely you are, when you’re not alone in your head? Is it weird, how wet the inside of her mind is, like a worn down house in a flood, the basement leaking and the sump pump broken? Is it weird???
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2023-08-25 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bingo. However we get shit, the hand of Man has very little to do with it. Things are sort of...generated, in some manner. Skulduggery Pleasant - he's hard to miss, he's the walking skeleton dressed real sharp - might know more, if you can mind your manners talking to him. Pretty sure he'd hear the way you say 'human' at people and get mysteriously unhelpful."

Yeah she's not actually gonna just let that one go.
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[personal profile] hadnoright 2023-08-25 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)

Daisy has two simultaneous flashbacks: first, to Jenny, slitting Basira's throat, second, to Skulduggery, talking of realms earned by bargaining.

But What comes out of her mouth is: "Nope. Again, if he did I probably wouldn't be here."

Not a lie, if she'd known about the possibility back on her first trip... she can't rule out that she'd have gone for it.