"Yeah about uh.. seeeeeeven months? I think? I shoulda been keeping track but I didn't wanna start putting hash marks in the wall like a crazy person you know?" Because the less people know that he actually is a crazy person, the better. "But I showed up a little before my birthday according to the calendars here, and it's after December now so yeah, seven months."

He wipes the grease from his fingers off on his pants before continuing, "Most important thing is: it's not as bad as everyone here is gonna claim. I dunno why everyone wants to harsh the vibe and be all miserable but man is it annoying. Infinite free food, we got actual beds, doors that lock, we're not dead - like... what else is there???"