"Just because he's not union doesn't mean the guy isn't funny, it just means he's a scab. He's not funny anyway, but-"

For reasons unknown to him, Yakko smacks himself in the face.

"See? It's all physical slapstick with this guy. Hack writer," he grumbles as he rubs his nose.

"I've been Saturday Morning for the last thirty years, but I'll believe it when I see it. You know how many times I've been made into a fur coat? The IUCN should classify me as an endangered species."