"Nobody's confusing you for a straight man, and besides- Bash is the other guy,"

A phantom rimshot goes off somewhere. Man he missed that.

"Now look," he steeples his hands together in front of his face, waving Erin off from touching his adorable little red nose as he settles his hands in place, "we had a bit of a rocky introduction, but I think we can- WAIT IS THAT AN ELIGIBLE WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN!?"

And points directly away from the door.