Pratt's not about to argue that the size probably isn't the issue for SecUnit but more the existence of genetalia to begin with. He doesn't care that much about whatever the hell it's got going on in regards to being a prude.
He has a bet to win.
He hopes.
"Yeah I got this." He certainly sounds sure of himself, and that sort of cocksure confidence has served him well in the past, no reason to change now. Palming Max through his pants to get a sneak peak of the main event, he's about eighty percent sure he does in fact have this. Maybe seventy-five percent.
What he doesn't have though, is patience, going for his waistband to unbutton his pants so he can actually feel him for real. Nothing like a little skin on skin to see what he's in for.
cw: sex stuff just out here on the TDM with no shame
He has a bet to win.
He hopes.
"Yeah I got this." He certainly sounds sure of himself, and that sort of cocksure confidence has served him well in the past, no reason to change now. Palming Max through his pants to get a sneak peak of the main event, he's about eighty percent sure he does in fact have this. Maybe seventy-five percent.
What he doesn't have though, is patience, going for his waistband to unbutton his pants so he can actually feel him for real. Nothing like a little skin on skin to see what he's in for.