"That sucks dude. My roommate is... probably not there so.." He pulls out his phone and shoots off a quick message to John. Who he is definitely not close enough with to have had this hos before bros convo with. Oh well.

"Who'd you get stuck with? Mine's uh.. probably not a total prude but I dunno. We haven't really talked about it. Whatever, come on, I have a bet with myself to win."

Can he cram a guy named Maximum's entire dick down his throat? He's gonna find out.