"It is not their 'whole thing!' I've been serving my Lord for seven fucking years and I'm still alive so obviously it's not their thing. Jesus? That's what we have the Accords for. To keep vampires from killing humans and vice versa! My master would destroy any vampire he caught killing humans, let alone that many in one night. He'd never allow that in his territory." The note of pride in Max's voice can't be missed. Yes, he is a loyal human to his master.

"Oh my GOD! I should have realized you were a psychopath the moment I saw you eating that mash potato war crime in a bowl. Is that guy Jacob here too? Is he taking pieces off of you?!?"