"I... might have a skewed perspective on it," he admits sheepishly. Capitalism, and luxury in general, that is. "My master is affluent enough to have everything catered to him. He doesn't really like cruises, though, so he's never taken me on one." Trapped on a boat in the middle of the ocean isn't any vampire's idea of fun, or so Erik has said before.

"I'm his personal butler if that tells you anything." Yes. Butler. That's what he's going to call it.