"It's a little more complicated than that but yeah, that's the basics. There's like no bacteria or microbes or anything so it doesn't rot or deteriorate. Which is nice so shit like this doesn't get immediately infected." He briefly holds up his right hand holding the fork to show the bandage around his palm and over the joint where his pinky finger used to be.

"You'll get used to it. Which I guess sounds kinda shitty, but it's true." He will let Max Maximum go because he's friends with a guy named Charlemagne so he doesn't get to say shit about people's names. Not to mention his own because his real first name sure as hell isn't 'Deputy'.

"I'm thinking of it as my retirement. Infinite food and I don't have to pay rent or my car payment ever again."