He squeaks when she looks right at him and--fuck--talks to him. Shit. He was trying to keep his head down but that's a little bit hard for a guy who's six foot and some change and wearing a tailored suit. It doesn't help that she's very attractive, in that dangerous predator kind of way he's gotten used to spotting. It compels him when it really shouldn't.

"I, um... can't find the 'Getting Home for Dummies' section."