Or, maybe, hear me out, let's skip over the physical harm and say I believe it's real!

[ His hands are raised in surrender. Who is this mean little girl and where are her parents!! ]

Sure, you know... faceless lady, spooky unlocking door, the walking thing, everyone's fashion choices... very normal. Very cool. Nothing Stephen King about this at all.

So... truce? Alright? [ Look at this nervous smile. How can you say no to this face. ]