Klaus isn't sure if this is just how she talks or like...if she's being sarcastic. It's hard to be entirely certain of anything, but there's a whole piano attacking them. "You know someone that speaks piano?" Sure, that shouldn't be so surprising, but hey...he also hasn't considered that pianos are like...living things.

"Me? Oh, I'm just winging it. Anything can be a weapon if you think hard enough." Says the person that threw Halloween decor at people during a fight just recently. "Could use a bat right about now, but I don't think this place has those." A beat. "Maybe if we get a sturdy enough stool or bottle of alcohol, this will go easier. My only other option is to grab you and levitate us out of the way. And then hope it can't jump."