Klaus is pretty sure they need their liver. The alcohol they consume alone is fucking it up enough. But this is fine. Probably.
RIP to the pool.
"Dying?" There's a pause at that. "Um. You know...depends on how you die, I guess? I died in this club once cause I hit my head on the ground too hard, but I don't think I realized it was dying for real. Also apparently God hates me, so you know. Guess that makes it easy to avoid dying for keeps. That or just some random girl on a bike hates me." Right. This is probably sharing too much again. "Anyway...getting impaled is a real bitch. I got shot through the chest with a harpoon once. Fucking awful. Hated that. And then when...ahhh...I impaled myself on a buffalo horn once. I was gonna die anyway, so I chose how I was going to die."
They shrug. "Then before the buffalo horn thing my dad made me play busball and get run over by trucks and cars and stuff like a ton of times so I could come back faster. That shit hurt dying and coming back. Like fuck, dude. Bones breaking and unbreaking multiple times. Fucking sore as shit. I don't really remember a lot of the times before all those."
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Klaus is pretty sure they need their liver. The alcohol they consume alone is fucking it up enough. But this is fine. Probably.
RIP to the pool.
"Dying?" There's a pause at that. "Um. You know...depends on how you die, I guess? I died in this club once cause I hit my head on the ground too hard, but I don't think I realized it was dying for real. Also apparently God hates me, so you know. Guess that makes it easy to avoid dying for keeps. That or just some random girl on a bike hates me." Right. This is probably sharing too much again. "Anyway...getting impaled is a real bitch. I got shot through the chest with a harpoon once. Fucking awful. Hated that. And then when...ahhh...I impaled myself on a buffalo horn once. I was gonna die anyway, so I chose how I was going to die."
They shrug. "Then before the buffalo horn thing my dad made me play busball and get run over by trucks and cars and stuff like a ton of times so I could come back faster. That shit hurt dying and coming back. Like fuck, dude. Bones breaking and unbreaking multiple times. Fucking sore as shit. I don't really remember a lot of the times before all those."