"Like...well, the leather, probably a top. Almost certainly a top. Just the whole vibe." He gestures to Blackbeard's look. "It's just a hot vibe. That's all. Don't think about it too much."

There's a laugh at that. It's not actually an insult if it's true. "Yeah. I probably could, but I also probably won't. Full disclosure. Better to not get your hopes up now and then disappoint you later, right?" So that's not a problem they've ever had with anyone.

But they happily take the beers and do not order four more. Which is probably for the best. "So you're a pirate. What's that like? Gotta be exciting most of the time, right?"