Ed starts to respond, at least his mouth opens, but nothing comes out, and he just deadass watches Klaus traumadump on him with bewilderment. How is this easy for some people?

At the dads comment, Ed makes a face like he very much knows, but he doesn't say a word. He drinks down his ale instead, and reaches up to flag for two more-- hell, four more. Klaus is gonna need to catch up at some point.

"Probably for the best I don't touch that one." he groans as he trades in his empty glasses for the new ones, "We'll skip my backstory for today. Mystery is sexier, anyway."