"Selfish?! Look buddy- you've dropped a lot on a man who's only one drink in. How- how did I even get here?! You honestly think I shouldn't jump to the obvious conclusion? I had a guy with bird wings walk me out of my room this morning!"

Hawkeye places the glass back on the bar.

"I'd ask you kindly to at least make me another drink before you drop the next bombshell on me. My delicate nerves can only take so much frazzling all at once."