"Let's see, on one of the shore excursions, three guys tried sailing a raft out into the ocean and died a really painful death out there. And he didn't stay dead after driving a car off a cliff at high speed."

She counts those off on her fingers, looking thoughtful.

"Oh, and last month, somehow a bunch of the ship ghosts possessed a bunch of passengers, and there was kind of a whole massacre at the Halloween party about that."