Jokes on you Palamedes, Gideon spent the first few days at Canaan House in what was an absolutely deranged amount of gastronomical distress and she has learned nothing from that experience. Like the lactose intolerant of yesteryear, she will choose to spend a few hours trapped in a bathroom rather than do anything in moderation.

However most importantly is the revelation that this isn't the afterlife, which leaves Gideon staring at Pal. "No. What? No, no, what? What?"

Articulate isn't an option at the moment, and it takes Gideon entirely too long to finally take the little bowl from Pal. The stuff inside looks soft, so she's pretty sure it's not something you stick your fingers into - not unless you're alone. There's spoons around so she grabs one of them and ends up pointing it at him. "Make this make sense without sounding like a dusty textbook, because I saw you explode, and I ventilated myself, and I know neither of us made it out."