[If anyone looks like they might have been dragged back from the dead and dropped off here, Theo qualifies. The sad thing is that he looks a lot better than he did six months ago. A pale, gaunt slip of a young man, dark red hair combed back, and a style of suit that dates him to the 1940s. It's a fairly nice one, anyway.

He's not sure what to make of the being that just approached him, but he's seen some things in his short life. We can just add this to the pile. Theo's face goes through a few frustrated emotions before he speaks, but he bites it back for now. Mostly.]

Cuz, I passed out 'n woke up here. Cuz if this was Heaven, someone somewhere fucked up pretty bad. My guess is either I died or got kidnapped. Dunno why anyone would bother with the latter, so it's gotta be the former. How's that.