Seriously? Wait... That's actually kind of what happened with me and the Doctor.
[Gestures to a table for a seat.] He blew up the place I was working at. It was a department store. Clothes, jewelry, that kind of thing. They faded a lot in popularity after America had their shopping mall explosion, but there was this old show Are You Being Served? And people thought it was more posh to have department stores...
[SHRUG!] Anyway. There was a plastic alien in the basement taking over the mannequins, and I went down there to find the electrician, Wilson, but the mannequins came to laugh and attacked, but then the Doctor rescued me. I thought it was a prank, but it wasn't. [Focuses on her drink.] He said run, and then we've been running ever since. All around the universe.
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[Gestures to a table for a seat.] He blew up the place I was working at. It was a department store. Clothes, jewelry, that kind of thing. They faded a lot in popularity after America had their shopping mall explosion, but there was this old show Are You Being Served? And people thought it was more posh to have department stores...
[SHRUG!] Anyway. There was a plastic alien in the basement taking over the mannequins, and I went down there to find the electrician, Wilson, but the mannequins came to laugh and attacked, but then the Doctor rescued me. I thought it was a prank, but it wasn't. [Focuses on her drink.] He said run, and then we've been running ever since. All around the universe.