1. If I weren't so intimidated I def would've ruined our friendship by hitting on you by now. ...I guess that's a good thing actually???
2. I've given lots of people quality advice before but they always shy away from personal details. WILD how cool you are with some of the shit I've said given how much of a prude (complimentary) you are!!!
3. I've said it before and I'll say it again, duct tape can fix anything and anyone. You're uh, gonna need a couple rolls, but I'm good at patchin' up contents under pressure.
4. Buddy I have so many goddamn questions about you but I'm trying to play it super cool. No weird texts asking you how you transform or how blood tastes or if you can get me invited to a fairy rave. Whoops thats probably too specific but w/e if you know you know.
5. I almost never know who the fuck you're talking about but I do know one thing, we are gonna blow some motherfucking shit UP!!! Hopefully you uh don't try to blow yourself up in the process though that would SUCK.
6. I'm gonna get cursed with bad luck because of you but the drama is too fuckin' good to pass up. SOZ
7. Hey dude I think your man has something he wants to tell you but you're gonna have to drag it outta him kicking and screaming. RIP to you buddy I did my best it's all on you now.
Sharky - Far Cry 5
2. I've given lots of people quality advice before but they always shy away from personal details. WILD how cool you are with some of the shit I've said given how much of a prude (complimentary) you are!!!
3. I've said it before and I'll say it again, duct tape can fix anything and anyone. You're uh, gonna need a couple rolls, but I'm good at patchin' up contents under pressure.
4. Buddy I have so many goddamn questions about you but I'm trying to play it super cool. No weird texts asking you how you transform or how blood tastes or if you can get me invited to a fairy rave. Whoops thats probably too specific but w/e if you know you know.
5. I almost never know who the fuck you're talking about but I do know one thing, we are gonna blow some motherfucking shit UP!!! Hopefully you uh don't try to blow yourself up in the process though that would SUCK.
6. I'm gonna get cursed with bad luck because of you but the drama is too fuckin' good to pass up. SOZ
7. Hey dude I think your man has something he wants to tell you but you're gonna have to drag it outta him kicking and screaming. RIP to you buddy I did my best it's all on you now.