"Yeah, but how many of them designed their own spacecraft to get out to space first, huh?" Note that he is not disputing that he is, in fact, an idiot.

"For the record, my sense of direction is fine. How the hell was I supposed to know there was a wormhole up there ready to drag me in and spit me out?"

He wore the dress one time. And it was kind of fun. But you'll never get him to admit that.

"Why would that be an advantage?"