tempingainteasy: (Just The Temp)
April Caouette ([personal profile] tempingainteasy) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc 2022-09-01 12:00 am (UTC)

The Government, [April starts, since they're not wrong - but there's a lot of questions there, so April holds up their free hand.]

You know what? I think I opened this conversation up by saying how great it was that I didn't have to take questions from the general public anymore (or something like that).

But I'll tell you what, bud: If you want me to give you a free lesson in history, geography, and civics, then I'm going to need you to head over to that bar [April points to the part of the poolside bar where the invisible bartender is cleaning a glass.] and order whatever drink with a tiny umbrella looks the most fun to you, then come back here and take a seat. And ditch a few pieces of armour, too.

[April punctuates this by sipping her own brightly coloured drink While she waits for this guy to do whatever he's going to do.]

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