Viggo just smiles and shakes his head in amusement. He is fully assuming he's just dreaming, or in a coma, or he's lost it. He's just gonna take it in stride. It'll be over eventually.

He's not sure if getting drunk will even work, but he agrees with Klaus that it's a decent idea to try. He gets back over the counter, grabbing the bottle and the glass, and going to sit down.

"Yeah, I figure you'd have to be a dick to buy children. Or really desperate," he answers. Though rare, he's encountered well-meaning people who adopted illegally from other countries, which did more or less amount to buying them.