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cantreachhighshelves ([personal profile] cantreachhighshelves) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc 2022-07-29 02:08 pm (UTC)

Tanya | Saga of Tanya the Evil

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[Tanya was visibly annoyed with all of this. This had been the second time she'd been transported to another world, and this one seemed somehow worse than the last. Despite the lack of war and orders being barked from her superiors something about this ship just rubbed the small girl the wrong way. It might have been how vaguely cheerful yet unsettling the staff or even the other passengers who had seemed hell-bent on patting her head or asking if she needed help. They could rot in hell for all she cared, so she grumbled beneath her breath then shuffled off for nowhere in particular.]

If this is your work, mysterious being X, I will admit this punishment is more creative then any you've tried in the past.

[She laughed loudly.]

3.

[Well this was fun, in her first life Tanya had seen many a UFO catcher scattered across Japan. But had never really taken part in them. She was a serious person with serious aspirations and dreams. There was little time for games and similar diversions, indeed they were a thing for children, the weak-willed, and the unemployable. But the sight of a gun within the machine was something else entirely. There were many things one could gain from behind the barrel of a gun, the war had taught her that over and over again. Perhaps the same could be said of this place as well.

Thus she put her mind to picking up a small side pistol to aid her dreams of conquering the ship someday, but her tiny hands and careful reflexes were little match for the sheer frustration offered by a claw machine. Time and time again she attempted to free the firearm from the machine's floor, and each time she failed in doing just that. Frustrated beyond words, her eyes darted around the room for something to smash the machine, but before she could, she spied another in the room and thought just maybe they could help. Thus she put on her biggest eyes and poutiest expression and spoke.]

Could you please help me? I can't seem to get the prize I want and the machine is being mean to me.

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