Klaus probably would have been impressed. If he jumps off a balcony, it's all pain. He's not keen on jumping off anything at this point. It sounds like a bad idea.
"Huh." He moves closer after looking around again to see if there's anything that calls to him. "This is so weird. Why isn't anyone here?" He jumps when he spots a fancy cocktail on the bar next to him. "Is that normal?" He realizes moments later that that's probably a dumb question. Still, he goes down the bar a little before climbing over it rather ungracefully. He tucks his shirt in just slightly and grabs a bottle of rum, slipping it down his shirt along with a bottle of bourbon. "How many bottles is too many, do you think?"
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"Huh." He moves closer after looking around again to see if there's anything that calls to him. "This is so weird. Why isn't anyone here?" He jumps when he spots a fancy cocktail on the bar next to him. "Is that normal?" He realizes moments later that that's probably a dumb question. Still, he goes down the bar a little before climbing over it rather ungracefully. He tucks his shirt in just slightly and grabs a bottle of rum, slipping it down his shirt along with a bottle of bourbon. "How many bottles is too many, do you think?"