[ Damn girl what the hell you doing in the mens bathroom. Elysium was too busy trying to squint past some spooky ghostly face to see if he could see anyone watching him but now theres some poor girl crying in the corner. ]

Hey miss!

[ He's got his feathers all fluffed up as he peels his face off the mirror, waving at her. Maybe it makes him look larger and less appealing to predators, maybe it just highlights his weird mullet. ]

I know its a sad day when you can't see a perfect ten in the mirror but don't cry. I can describe how you look way better then any fake glass!