Yeah... yep, definitely plastic. Sharky's not gonna think about that any harder, he's got approximately, like, a thousand years worth of bullshit to deal with. Random Party City leis are not part of that!
He's really gotta struggle to remember what was happening before he woke up here. "Uhhh... Let's see, I was drinking with my cousin, 'cos... I think we burned down a fuckin' tree or something? Shit, it's all blurry. But that's probably 'cos I was blackout drunk. Uhhh, sorta the only thing to do after the world ends, you know? Shit, maybe I did die. I'm, like, way too old to be throwing back moonshine like that."
He turns his most grave, most serious face to the bro not arresting him for illegal time travel/being dead. It's... a very genuine-seeming look. Almost as if he fully, 100% has believed everything said up to his point. "Seriously. Are we fuckin' dead, man? You can tell me. I can take it."
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He's really gotta struggle to remember what was happening before he woke up here. "Uhhh... Let's see, I was drinking with my cousin, 'cos... I think we burned down a fuckin' tree or something? Shit, it's all blurry. But that's probably 'cos I was blackout drunk. Uhhh, sorta the only thing to do after the world ends, you know? Shit, maybe I did die. I'm, like, way too old to be throwing back moonshine like that."
He turns his most grave, most serious face to the bro not arresting him for illegal time travel/being dead. It's... a very genuine-seeming look. Almost as if he fully, 100% has believed everything said up to his point. "Seriously. Are we fuckin' dead, man? You can tell me. I can take it."