"You really think so?" Actually, he could be totally wrong. He's never been on a cruise ship before. He's never been on a ship, period. He just saw Titanic once a billion years ago and took that shit to heart.

"See, I would say maybe we're ghosts or something, but obviously those aren't real. But I also thought cruise ships weren't real anymore, either... I mean, when's the last time you saw shit like this?" He's gesturing at deck chairs and life rings like it's bananas they exist at all.