[The trick will be getting anyone else to believe them once they crack this jamjar RP conspiracy wide open! Just two guys trying to convince everyone else they're fictional characters locked on a ship for the whims of unknown forces.]

I'm curious how many did not go to the morning briefing and are now dead in a hallway somewhere. I guess I'll never know.

Well this is certainly uplifting to think about.

[His voice even more monotone when he says that. He plans for every situation but this one is.. testing him.]