[5 hours and 42 minutes to be precise but he's learned that people generally get unsettled by that sort of granularity.]
I suppose for the sake of all this I should order one as well.
[The long suffering sigh he gives says enough about what he thinks of that. But fine. For the sake of the experiment he will go get ice cream that he can't eat. But he won't be happy about it.
When he returns with a small cup it is definitely not brown, nor boring. In fact its garishly pink and its.. sizzling. Sparkling. The equivalent of poprocks and soda but in scoopable form. The horror that science hath wrought in turning an energy drink into an ice cream.]
They certainly do not appear to be giving us the same thing.
[He's holding it as if it might eat through the cup and disintegrate the floor beneath him.]
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[5 hours and 42 minutes to be precise but he's learned that people generally get unsettled by that sort of granularity.]
I suppose for the sake of all this I should order one as well.
[The long suffering sigh he gives says enough about what he thinks of that. But fine. For the sake of the experiment he will go get ice cream that he can't eat. But he won't be happy about it.
When he returns with a small cup it is definitely not brown, nor boring. In fact its garishly pink and its.. sizzling. Sparkling. The equivalent of poprocks and soda but in scoopable form. The horror that science hath wrought in turning an energy drink into an ice cream.]
They certainly do not appear to be giving us the same thing.
[He's holding it as if it might eat through the cup and disintegrate the floor beneath him.]