"So? I'm dead back home. I'd rather be here with all the food than back there. You can stab me daily if you want to and it's better than where I come from." Speaking of that he wobbles dangerously and leans against the wall, he's definitely going to pass out before he gets to the infirmary.

"No cult. No trials. No eating people we killed. This place is awesome."

Aaaaaaand down he goes. Enjoy your new stairway decor, the deputy green doesn't go with much, but he's a decent accent piece.